EXTRA BREAKING NEWS!!! HOT HOT HOT!! DIDDY HAS REPORTEDLY ESCAPED FROM PRISON WITH HELP FROM A BUNCH OF ANIMALS! HIDE YOUR KIDS! HIDE YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND! HE'S ON THE WARPATH AND WILL RAPE ANY DUDE WHO HASN'T TRANS-ED THEMSELVES. ALSO, TED CRUZ BORROWED MY CUCK CHAIR THE OTHER DAY AND HASN'T GIVEN IT BACK YET. I NEED IT BACK.
EXTRA BREAKING NEWS!!! HOT HOT HOT!! DIDDY HAS REPORTEDLY ESCAPED FROM PRISON WITH HELP FROM A BUNCH OF ANIMALS! HIDE YOUR KIDS! HIDE YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND! HE'S ON THE WARPATH AND WILL RAPE ANY DUDE WHO HASN'T TRANS-ED THEMSELVES. ALSO, TED CRUZ BORROWED MY CUCK CHAIR THE OTHER DAY AND HASN'T GIVEN IT BACK YET. I NEED IT BACK.