welcome to

neverland ranch

what do 9/11, Diddy, FATS, michael jackson, cool new conspiracy theories, and steroids have in common? it’s pretty simple.

but you can’t join if you’re retarded.

All NFTs are minted out (in 18 minutes)! you can purchase on secondary markets here:

  • 5000 nftS. free mint on solana. NONE HELD OR SAVED FOR THE TEAM.

“This is obviously the CULMINATION OF a lifetime of ART MASTERY- a project that will be discussed forever in history books.”

- experts

if you are retarded but you want to mint, you can practice some test questions here:

“These roided up Bears are really asking the right questions-

release the files.

but only to them.” - diddy

BREAKING NEWS: DIDDY AND LUIGI ARE REPORTEDLY SHARING THE SAME CELL AS THEY AWAIT THEIR TRIALS.

BREAKING NEWS: DIDDY AND LUIGI ARE REPORTEDLY SHARING THE SAME CELL AS THEY AWAIT THEIR TRIALS.

meet the founder

don’t worry about who the founder is. you just worry about figuring out how to mint as many of these as you can.

when a bear says “she kama on my laharris til i walz” and it’s free to mint, you go smash that mint button as fast as you can.

if that’s not your first reaction then let us personally schedule your transition surgery. you don’t need to keep pretending.

BREAKING NEWS: RUMOR HAS IT DIDDY IS ORGANIZING ONE LAST BLOWOUT RAPE/DIDDLEFEST PARTY FROM HIS PRISON CELL. IT'S UNCLEAR IF OR HOW HE IS GOING TO ATTEND OR IF THIS ONE IS JUST FOR ALL THE FANS.

BREAKING NEWS: RUMOR HAS IT DIDDY IS ORGANIZING ONE LAST BLOWOUT RAPE/DIDDLEFEST PARTY FROM HIS PRISON CELL. IT'S UNCLEAR IF OR HOW HE IS GOING TO ATTEND OR IF THIS ONE IS JUST FOR ALL THE FANS.